Agent Smith #47

Tagline... It would seem that you've been living two lives.  In one life, you have a respectable job, you pay your taxes.  In the other life, you take on fake names, serve beat-downs and are guilty of virtualy every derby crime we have a law for...

Position(s) Derby That Is... Referee/Announcer

Bad Habits... Smoking, Hiding bodies in the backyard

Likes... Women, motorcycles, a good steak, road trips, giving back rubs, sleeping late on a Sunday, riding quads, the dirty sanchez, and camping

Dislikes... People who don't get the #@%k out of my way on the road

Special Features... A large chin capable of deflecting bullets, bombs, and the occasional roller skate

Favorite Quote... "No! Wait! We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

Theme Song... Room a Thousand Years Wide

Favorite Movie...  Don't have one, too many great movies out there

Favorite Book or Magazine... Motorcyclist Magazine

Favorite Past Time... Fixing old motorcycles to fix up and ride

Awards/Stats... Voted most likely to get trapped in an elevator and eat own foot to survive

 

Rivals... Mr. Anderson

Heroes... All the people who put their lives on the line for the rest of us

Worst Injury... Broken collar bone, 14 stitches in lower left leg and knee, separated shoulder (dirtbike crash)

Job... Auto dealer, service writer

Eye Color... Blue

Got Kids?  How Many... None

Got Pets?  What Kind?... 1 snake, a ball python named ozzy

Education Level... All the knowledge the matrix can download to me

Political Tendencies... Flip a coin, then duck for 4 years!

Secret... If I tell you...it wouldn't be a secret anymore

Can't Live Without... Derby Girls!!

My Least Favorite Place to Be Is... Stuck in an elevator

Describe Yourself in One Word... Animated

Tattoos/Piercings.. 2 tattoos, more to come