| Agent Smith #47 |
Tagline... It would seem that you've been living two lives. In one life, you have a respectable job, you pay your taxes. In the other life, you take on fake names, serve beat-downs and are guilty of virtualy every derby crime we have a law for... Position(s) Derby That Is... Referee/Announcer Bad Habits... Smoking, Hiding bodies in the backyard Likes... Women, motorcycles, a good steak, road trips, giving back rubs, sleeping late on a Sunday, riding quads, the dirty sanchez, and camping Dislikes... People who don't get the #@%k out of my way on the road Special Features... A large chin capable of deflecting bullets, bombs, and the occasional roller skate Favorite Quote... "No! Wait! We can't stop here! This is bat country!" Theme Song... Room a Thousand Years Wide Favorite Movie... Don't have one, too many great movies out there Favorite Book or Magazine... Motorcyclist Magazine Favorite Past Time... Fixing old motorcycles to fix up and ride Awards/Stats... Voted most likely to get trapped in an elevator and eat own foot to survive
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Rivals... Mr. Anderson Heroes... All the people who put their lives on the line for the rest of us Worst Injury... Broken collar bone, 14 stitches in lower left leg and knee, separated shoulder (dirtbike crash) Job... Auto dealer, service writer Eye Color... Blue Got Kids? How Many... None Got Pets? What Kind?... 1 snake, a ball python named ozzy Education Level... All the knowledge the matrix can download to me Political Tendencies... Flip a coin, then duck for 4 years! Secret... If I tell you...it wouldn't be a secret anymore Can't Live Without... Derby Girls!! My Least Favorite Place to Be Is... Stuck in an elevator Describe Yourself in One Word... Animated Tattoos/Piercings.. 2 tattoos, more to come
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