Tagline... Don't cross this ref, or you'll find yourself in the penalty box faster than Plaid.

Position(s) Derby That Is... Referee

Bad Habits... Stealing other peoples air

Likes... Global domination

Dislikes... Raspberries.  Being surrounded by assholes

Special Features... Able to sneak up to people directly in front of them

Favorite Quote... "I understand your opinion, I just don't care about it"

Favorite Movie... Death Note

Favorite Book or Magazine... Printed words don't agree with The Speed

Favorite Past Time... See: Bad Habits

Awards/Stats... Able to go from 0 to Plaid in under 8 seconds

Heroes... Me

Worst Injury... I twisted my Schwartz once

Job... Claims adjuster by day, evil warlord by night

Eye Color... Brown

Got Kids?  How Many... Hahahahahaha

Got Pets?  What Kind?... 4 cats, 1 dog, every bit as evil as I am

Education Level... Rumor has it I bought my way through college

Political Tendencies... Better left unsaid

Secret... If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret

Can't Live Without... Heavy Metal/Rock music

My Least Favorite Place to Be Is... Combing the desert

Describe Yourself in One Word... Schpadoinkel

Tattoos/Piercings.. None