Pinky Swears #2

Tagline... I don't swear on my mothers grave, I swear on yours

Position(s) Derby That Is... I like them all!

Bad Habits... Biting my nails, swearing

Likes... Entwining pinkies, Pinky vodka with seltzer and a lime, Pink ribbons and bows

Dislikes... People who break the sacred promise

Special Features... Breakdancing on my pinky and a hypothenar eminence of steel

Favorite Quote... "This little piggy went wee! wee! wee! wee! all the way home"

Theme Song... Promises, Promises

Favorite Movie... Grease and the Pink Ladies

Favorite Book or Magazine... Pinky Magazine (if I could read Japanese) otherwise Bust Magazine

Favorite Past Time... Roller Skating in my skates with pink pom poms

Awards/Stats... Most likely to break into song and most disgusting burps

 

Rivals... I might have swore not to tell, but cross me once and your secret is out the door

Heroes... Anyone who can keep a promise

Worst Injury... Dislocated pinky making it difficult to use my right hand to swear

Job... It's Top Secret

Eye Color... Brown

Got Kids?  How Many... Nope

Got Pets?  What Kind?... Want a dog so I can dye her coat pink

Education Level... Masters of Cursing

Political Tendencies... So far to the left I pinky swear with Michael Moore

Secret... I swore I wouldn't tell

Can't Live Without... My pinkies of course

My Least Favorite Place to Be Is... Caught in the middle

Describe Yourself in One Word... Sarcastic

Tattoos/Piercings.. Maybe