Puffy Bangs #.357

Tagline... This blonde bombshell will blow your bangs out!

Position(s) Derby That Is... whatever, whenever

Bad Habits... "accidentally" spraying hairspray into the eyes of opponents

Likes... concealed weapons, aerosal cans

Dislikes... things that are limp

Special Features... big bangs and a big attitude

Favorite Quote... "contributing to global warming, one pompadour at a time"

Theme Song... Fetish

Favorite Movie... Hairspray

Favorite Book or Magazine... The Big Bang Theory

Favorite Past Time... derby, duh!

Awards/Stats... Biggest Pompadour and Most Likely to Break Into Song

 

Rivals... how much time have you got?

Heroes... the HORRORS!

Worst Injury... take your pick!  2 slipped discs, broken arm, broken nose, limp bangs

Job... my business is none of your business

Eye Color... brown

Hair Color... the heck with the color, let's talk about style...puffy bangs, of course!

Got Kids?  How Many...  nope

Got Pets?  What Kind?... Boston Terrior named Boomer (a.k.a. Puppy Bangs)

Education Level... let me level with you, I'm smarter than you are

Political Tendencies... I tend not to be political.  Whatever! Liberal!

Secret... flunked anger-management class

Can't Live Without... hairspray

My Least Favorite Place to Be Is... caught without my hair done

Describe Yourself in One Word... BANG!

Tattoos/Piercings... maybe...