Spazzy smackahoe #Sq Rt -1

Tagline... I'm not good with names but I never forget a face - especially when my handprint's on it...

Position(s) Derby That Is... Blocker/Jammer

Bad Habits... Toenail Bitting and offensive burping

Likes... Jack, Jim and my good friend Captain

Dislikes... Pessimists, cold beverages, yappy dogs and smelly fish

Special Features... Bubble butt - more cushion for falling

Favorite Quote... "I live for the nights I'll never remember, and the friends I'll never forget"

Theme Song... Theory of a DeadMan - Bad Bad Girlfriend

Favorite Movie... The Halloween Series

Favorite Book or Magazine... The Twilight Series

Favorite Past Time... Playing Kickball

Awards/Stats... I've 100% perfected the skill of falling

 

Rivals... N/A

Heroes... Xena Warrior Princess

Worst Injury... Lip Stitches

Job... Keepin' it real

Eye Color... Greyblue

Got Kids?  How Many... None

Got Pets?  What Kind?... N/A

Education Level... Associates in Science

Political Tendencies... LAME Question

Secret... The meaning of Life is to live before you die

Can't Live Without... Satellite Radio

My Least Favorite Place to Be Is... On the ground

Describe Yourself in One Word... Spazztastic!!

Tattoos/Piercings...  3 tattoos 7 piercings