
Posts by Agony Christie:
Future Derby Girl School Paper
January 2nd, 2010“Women’s Roller Derby Dishes Out Fun, Friendship and Fitness” by Taylor Hickey
The article I read was “Women’s Roller Derby Dishes Out Fun, Friendship and Fitness.” It begins with Amber Mori who drives a forklift in a warehouse in Gaithersburg, Maryland telling the
reporter about her experience with roller derby. Twice a week Amber transforms into “Cykosis” kwon for wearing fish-net stockings and being a skatin’ diva while bumping and jabbing her way around a roller rink. Amber has been skating over a year as a member of the roller derby team names the “Mason Dixon Roller Vixens.” What now is a passion started out as an escapade. “I love it; it’s a great way to get out, be invigorated—and the companionship is wonderful,” says Mori. “And I’ve got legs as strong as pythons.”
Come Hang with HVHRD Friday 10/2 and see WHIP IT!
October 1st, 2009Derby leagues across the nation are gearing up for the premier of Whip It — the newest flick featuring our favorite sport — and guess what, SO ARE WE!
This Friday, October 2, come out to the Poughkeepsie Galleria’s Regal Cinemas to see the movie, meet HVHRD, buy some raffles for swag, tix, and more, and, of course, have some FUN!
Members of HVHRD will be at the theater from 5:30pm until LATE (in fact, we’re seeing the last showing of the evening at 10:05pm — if you want to see it with us!), talking to movie goers, taking pictures, talking about the sport of roller derby, and eating popcorn.
Poem From a Fan!
September 6th, 2009We received a poem from a fan — and really, we’re just tickled horror over this. Thanks for our poem, The Poem Man!!




