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What You’ve Missed

The Hudson Valley Horrors have been pretty busy lately! The league have been cleaning up highways, hosting penny socials, scrimmaging, and much much more. Let’s catch you up, shall...

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Tenderized: Prudence N. Paine

  Say hello to our new tender meat, #11, Prudence N. Paine. You can see her play at our home bout against Jerzey Derby Brigade on November 5. Buy...

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Tenderized: Poutine Riot

Say hello to our new tender meat, #1855, Poutine Riot. You can see her play at our home bout against Jerzey Derby Brigade on November 5. Buy your tickets...

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Last Home Bout of the 2015 Season – DracuLadies vs ApocaLips October 18th

The DracuLadies and ApocaLips take the track October 18th for the last home bout of the 2015 season. A portion of the proceeds will go to help The Center...

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DracuLadies and ApocaLips September 24th to Help Support the Children’s Home

The DracuLadies and ApocaLips are back in action on the track Thursday September 24th. A portion of the proceeds will go to help The Children’s Home of Poughkeepsie, giving...

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Rally in the Valley 2013

It’s baaaaaack! The second annual Derby Rally in the Valley held by the Hudson Valley Horrors! The Horrors want you to come out and play! It’s a round robin...

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Junior Skater of the Month Bomb Voyage

What made you decide to join roller derby? A friend of mine was a part of the junior league and it always sounded really intriguing to me. I watched...

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Eat Pancakes, Support Local Roller Derby Fundraiser

Bring the family, bring your friends to the First Presbyterian Church in Marlboro, NY for a delicious pancake breakfast served up on skates by your favorite local Roller Derby...

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Roller Derby Skater of the Month Tera Joules

To fans it’s not always clear why we choose some of our names. What does your name, Tera Joules, mean and why did you choose it? I knew right...

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Queen of Hurts: Horrors Red vs Black February 17th, 2013

LET THE 2013 SEASON BEGIN! Come out and Bring your Valentine’s Love when you meet your 2013 Hudson Valley Horrors Home Teams in their first ever bout! The Queen...

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It’s A Bout Time Roller Derby Bout September 9th, 2012

What time is it? It’s BOUT time!  The Hudson Valley Horrors zomBsquad are taking on Suburbia Backyard Bullies after a short Summer hiatus. Come on out and make Sunday...

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Come on, Try Out for Roller Derby

Tryouts are fast approaching and veteran skater Tera Joules takes a look back at her beginnings… With a Little Help from a Friend… If you told me 5 years...

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Skater of the Month: Dodge ChargeHer

What is your favorite derby position? My favorite position is jamming because i love speed skating. What is your best derby moment? My best derby moment has to be...

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