ME-YOWZA! The HORRORS are back to benefit Dutches SPCA!
Our 2024 season is starting off with a BARK!
Come experience the explosive derby action in a charity double-header featuring The Horrors and our tough-as-nails junior league, The Frightmares!
Tickets: $15
Kids under 10 Free.
Anyone under 16 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT
Doors open at 5:30pm and bout whistle at 6:00pm.
Please carpool, parking is limited and we love our planet!
April 23rd, 2023….WE’RE BACK!!!
The Horrors are back and ready to roll!
On April 23rd the home teams meet to rekindle their turf war.
The Apocolips will take on the Draculadies for the first time in two years at Hyde Park Roller Magic!
Tickets:
$15 in advance
$20 at the door
Kids under 10 Free.
Anyone under 16 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT
Doors open at 5:30pm and bout whistle at 6:00pm.
Please carpool, parking is limited and we love our planet!
Home Season Opener HORRORS vs GNOMADS! 4/19/20
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
2020 is off to a grand start with our first home game of the season!
Come out to Hyde Park Rollermagic April 19th 2020
to see the Hudson Valley Horrors square off against the New Jersey Gnomads!
Featuring a halftime bout from our junior league
The Frightmares!
Beer and Cider will be available and served by some of your favorite skaters!
Must be 21+ with proper ID to drink.
If you plan on enjoying the Beer/Cider please make sure you have a designated driver!
Tickets:
$10 in advance
$15 at the door
Kids under 10 Free.
Anyone under 16 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT
***TICKET LINK COMING SOON ***
Doors open at 5:30pm and bout whistle at 6:00pm.
Please carpool, parking is limited and we love our planet!
HVHRD will be collecting donations for CARE of Dutchess County at this bout.
The organization recently had $20,000 stolen from them.
CARE of DC is a non profit no-kill foster based animal rescue.
Please bring any new or gently used of the following items to the rink:
– Dog and puppy food: both wet and dry
– Dog treats: all sizes
– Cat/kitten food: both wet and dry
– Cat litter
– Used or new medium, large, and extra large crates
– Wee wee pads
– Sheets both flat and fitted
– Light weight blankets
– Towels
– Dog and cat beds
– Dog toys and bones: extra tough is always good
– Cat toys
– Baby/pet wipes
– Cleaning supplies such as, bleach, lysol spray, lysol wipes, sponges, brooms, paper towels, hand sanitizer, laundry detergent
No outside food or beverage. No weapons.
HVHRD and HPRM reserve the right to search and seizure of any bags and contraband.
Summer sun something’s begun…
…but oh oh the DERBY NIGHTS!
The Hudson Valley Horrors Summer Spectacular kicks off Saturday July 13th!
Come see our fast and furious home teams battle it out at the rink in a DERBY DOUBLE HEADER!
That’s right! You get twice the derby action for the price of one!
Beginning with our tough-as-nails junior league, THE FRIGHTMARES!
Immediately followed by our hardcore Horrors home teams THE DRACULADIES and THE APOCALIPS!
Beer and Cider will be available and served by some of your favorite skaters!
Must be 21+ with proper ID to drink. If you plan on enjoying the Beer/Cider. Please make sure you have a designated driver!
Tickets:
$10 in advance
$15 at the door
Kids under 10 Free.
Anyone under 16 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT
Doors open at 5:30pm and bout whistle at 6:30pm.
Please carpool, parking is limited and we love our planet.
No outside food or beverage. No weapons.
HVHRD and HPRM reserve the right to search and seizure of any bags and contraband.
It’s that time of the year!
THE HORRORS ARE BACK!
Our 2019 season kicks off April 28th at Hyde Park Roller Magic!
Come out and see the Draculadies and the Apocalips battle it out in…
TURF WARS EPISODE VII: The Apocalips Awaken
When we last left the track the Draculadies were victorious, but the Apocalips wont let that stand!
This will be an epic battle for the ages!
Don’t miss an exciting half-time show from our tough-as-nails junior team, The Frightmares!
Hard cider will be available from our sponsors over at Bad Seed Cider & Beer and possibly served by some of your favorite skaters!
Must be 21+ to drink.
Tickets:
$10 in advance (available here).
$15 at the door
Doors open at 5:30pm and bout whistle at 6:00pm.
Kids under 10 Free.
Anyone under 16 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT.
Items can be donated during Roller Magic’s regular hours as well as during the bout on the 28th.
Currently needed are the following…
Personal Hygiene Items:
Maxi Pads / Tampons
Hair brushes for various types of hair
Wash clothes or sponges
Nail clippers and tweezers
Packages of cotton balls and q-tips
Panty Liners
Soap
Deodorant
Toothpaste
Laundry Detergent
Dish Soap
Infant / Toddler Items:
Diapers (sizes 5 and 6)
Baby Wipes
Lotions, bath wash, diaper cream
Sippy cups, baby spoons, pacifiers
Baby monitors and breast pumps
Please carpool, parking is limited and we love our planet.
If you plan on enjoying the Beer/Cider please make sure you have a designated driver.
No outside food or beverage. No weapons.
HVHRD and HPRM reserve the right to search and seizure of any bags and contraband.
Skater/Ref/NSO Sign-Ups
Sunday 11/11 – Veterans get 50% off!
Attention Veterans! WE WANT YOU. . .to come to our home game!! In honor of your service to our country, we are giving you 50% off your tickets ($7.50 @ the door 😮with proper id 🇺🇸) and plenty of roller derby love. Grab some cider from our beer table, get a nice seat on the side lines and watch some patriotic kick assery at Hyde Park Roller Magic! Doors open @ 5:30 and whistles @ 6:00! ‘MERICA!
November 11th! Episode VI: Return Of The Apocalips!
Come out to Hyde Park Roller Magic Sunday, November 11th for the Hudson Valley Horrors blowout season closer!
The Apocalips will once again take on the Draculadies in a grudge match for the ages!
Watch these fierce women battle for home turf superiority!
Doors open at 5:30 and the first whistle is at 6!
There will be an exciting halftime expo featuring our tough-as-nails junior team, The Frightmares!
We will be serving beer and cider (21+).
We are also accepting donations for Dutchess County SPCA at the rink until the day of our game.
Come check it out! Tickets are $10 in advance, $15 at the door.
Tales from the crypt…
Last weekend our own Poutine Riot, Rse Sovertits, and Kaos In Wonderland participated in the wacky annual Kingston Artist Soapbox Derby, riding in (what else?) a giant roller skate!
Upcoming stuff…
Want to represent the Horrors at next year’s soap box derby?
Come to our bootcamp or open enrollment!
Even if you’ve never skated, we’ll train you from the ground up to be a fierce derby girl!
The rink! The rink! The rink was on fire!
Yesterday’s Rally In The Valley was a blazing success!
The clouds parted and the Horrors (and friends) braved the searing temperatures for a spectacular scrimmage in the sun!
(Photos by Clark Thompson…)
It was worth every drop of sweat to raise money for the
Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation!
(Photo by
Clark Thompson…)
Check out our Facebook page for more action photos and live video from this event!
Many thanks to all the wonderful fans, skaters, Frightmares, refs, NSOs, and other volunteers who made this such a great event!
(Photo by Clark Thompson…)
Special thanks to…
Darkside Records for providing the rockin’ derby atmosphere, and to our announcers, the legendary Bobby Narco and our own Alovicious Snuffleupagus!
And to our intrepid photographers Clark Thompson and Greg Paret!
Wondering how you can get in on the action?
Curious about playing roller derby?
Come to our next Boot Camp on Tuesday, September 11th!
Hudson Valley Horrors Boot Camps are the perfect way to get a “crash course” in everything you need to know about roller derby (including how to roller skate).
Absolutely no experience necessary! We’ll teach you everything from the ground up!
So what are you waiting for? Get in on this exciting sport!
Dreams can come true! You can skate with the Horrors!
This September 18th and 20th we are holding open enrollment for new skaters!
No experience necessary, we’ll teach you everything you need to know (including how to skate)!
Come down to Hyde Park Roller Magic Tuesday, September 18th from 6:30 PM to 9 PM, or Thursday, September 20th from 7 PM to 10 PM and join our family of do gooders, bruise makes, no fakers, and real skaters!
Enrollment for adults (women 18+) and juniors (boys and girls under 18) will be on the 18th.
Enrollment for adult women from 18-118 on the 20th.
Roller derby is a team sport in every sense of the word.
It’s an environment that fosters camaraderie and bonding among women.
We truly are a family, and we do so much more than just skate!
We are active in our community and support numerous charities.
We also have a junior league that builds confidence, character, and teamwork skills for young people.
Being a Horror is one of the best experiences you can have.
Guys, did you know you can get involved too?
While skating in the WFTDA is only for woman-identified folks, men can be referees!
Come train with us and learn this vitally important and desperately needed skill!
The Hudson Valley Horrors are on a roll! Be a part of it!
