TAGLINE
Mama’s got a brand new bag

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Anywhere the coach puts me!

AWARDS
MVP in my first bout (vs. Ithaca Bluestockings) but I have no idea why!

LIKES
Skating hard and learning derby

SPECIAL FEATURES
Is there a Harry Potter where I don’t die? I like that one

THEME SONG
Witchcraft by Wolfmother

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Casting evil spells on our opponents!

WORST INJURY
Wicked whiplash

JOB
DJ

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
No Kids

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
One dog named Weasley. Yes, *that* Weasley.

EDUCATION LEVEL
More degrees than you can shake a wand at

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
At home instead of skating

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Mortal? Breakable?

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