BitchalaG #103

Blessed Be-Otch roller derby skater action shot

TAGLINE
This Horror can handle it all,, and never fall off her broom ! … Just Hope Her Temper Doesn’t Get Her exSPELLed.

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
On Top Of Course…

BAD HABIT
Not using More Than One Finger When Waving.

AWARDS/STATS
Most Likely To Be Called A Bitch in the Nicest Way.

LIKES
Riding Sideways

DISLIKES
Being Cut Off By Another Driver!!!!!,  Prejudice

SPECIAL FEATURES
Can Zap Your Ass In 1.2 Seconds

FAVORITE QUOTE
I’m Not A Bitch, I’m THEE BITCH, Now Kiss The Ruby Slippers!

THEME SONG
BITCH…. By Meredith Brooks

FAVORITE MOVIE
Practical Magic,Tombstone,My Cousin Vinny.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE
Hex And The City.

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Causing Chaos, Panic & Disorder

RIVALS
Don’t Have any , They Know Better or Have been Turned Into Flying Monkeys(See Pets).

HEROES
United States Armed Forces, Spiderman ,  Michael(One Bad Ass Angel)

WORST INJURY
Her Face, After I Bitchslapped Her!

JOB
Lets Just say It Involves Hand Cuffs.

EYE COLOR
Don’t Look To Closely , I might turn you to Stone !

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
Yes,  Too Many Horrors For You To Handle!

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Black Cat , Flying Monkeys (See Rivals)

EDUCATION LEVEL
Master Of BitchalaG, I could teach you a thing or two.

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
Tend To Think Its Time For A Women President.

SECRET
I brake for Elves Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons & other invisible creatures that only I can see.

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
Magick

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Around Idiots, Off with thier heads!

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Enchanting

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
No Place You’ll ever get the chance to see!