Kaptain Punch #2132

Kaptain Punch Roller Derby Skater Action Shot

TAGLINE
smells like someone shit in your cereal!

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
all

LIKES
milk and spoons

DISLIKES
Sharks .. Hates them

SPECIAL FEATURES
my eye brows (HA)

FAVORITE QUOTE
I bite! Jeffery Dalmer

THEME SONG
Bad Ass Bitch – Lunachicks

FAVORITE MOVIE
this is way to hard to answer.. but probably all the mighty ducks movies!

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
AP magazine fav. Author Garth Nix

FAVORITE PAST TIME
playing/ writting music

RIVALS
everyone

HEROES
Honey Punches nd’ Gloats

WORST INJURY
on me or that I’ve inflicted?

JOB
Hairstylist

EYE COLOR
Brown

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
nope

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Porscha Danger my yorkie

EDUCATION LEVEL
higher than Jesus

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
pfhh

SECRET
I’ve been the Kaptain of a Cereal for 48 years

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
bowls

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
near your motha

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
pandemonious

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
none