The way this speed freak carves the track will leave you ragged, torn, lacerated!
POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Going too fast to control
Most likely to be injured doing something I shouldn’t
Disarming smile and dimples
It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality ~The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1
Fuel by Metallica
FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
who can sit still that long?
FAVORITE PAST TIME
Going faster … land, water, or air … always faster!
Superglue – closes flesh wounds, sticks things so they can’t move, and I just can’t be near a tube without gluing myself to something … or myself
My dad, who taught me to skate, and always fight
Concussion … not that I remember
I.T. pays for my hobbies
GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Tend to avoid politics
I’m not as sweet or innocent as you might think
CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Sitting still. Or lying flat on my back.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
No ink, few holes.