Lacerated #113

Lacerated Roller Derby Skater Action Shot

TAGLINE
The way this speed freak carves the track will leave you ragged, torn, lacerated!

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
jammer, blocker

BAD HABITS
Going too fast to control

AWARDS/STATS
Most likely to be injured doing something I shouldn’t

LIKES
Speed

DISLIKES
Dull people

SPECIAL FEATURES
Disarming smile and dimples

FAVORITE QUOTE
It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality ~The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1

THEME SONG
Fuel by Metallica

FAVORITE MOVIE
Kill Bill

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
who can sit still that long?

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Going faster … land, water, or air …  always faster!

RIVALS
Superglue – closes flesh wounds, sticks things so they can’t move, and I just can’t be near a tube without gluing myself to something … or myself

HEROES
My dad, who taught me to skate, and always fight

WORST INJURY
Concussion … not that I remember

JOB
I.T. pays for my hobbies

EYE COLOR
Piercing blue

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
Nope

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Feline

EDUCATION LEVEL
BS

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
Tend to avoid politics

SECRET
I’m not as sweet or innocent as you might think

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
Adrenaline!

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Sitting still. Or lying flat on my back.

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Razor-sharp

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
No ink, few holes.

TAGLINE
The way this speed freak carves the track will leave you ragged, torn, lacerated!

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
jammer, blocker

BAD HABITS
Going too fast to control

AWARDS/STATS
Most likely to be injured doing something I shouldn’t

LIKES
Speed

DISLIKES
Dull people

SPECIAL FEATURES
Disarming smile and dimples

FAVORITE QUOTE
It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality ~The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1

THEME SONG
Fuel by Metallica

FAVORITE MOVIE
Kill Bill

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
who can sit still that long?

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Going faster … land, water, or air …always faster!

RIVALS
Superglue – closes flesh wounds, sticks things so they can

TAGLINE
The way this speed freak carves the track will leave you ragged, torn, lacerated!

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
jammer, blocker

BAD HABITS
Going too fast to control

AWARDS/STATS
Most likely to be injured doing something I shouldn’t

LIKES
Speed

DISLIKES
Dull people

SPECIAL FEATURES
Disarming smile and dimples

FAVORITE QUOTE
It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality ~The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1

THEME SONG
Fuel by Metallica

FAVORITE MOVIE
Kill Bill

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
who can sit still that long?

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Going faster … land, water, or air …  always faster!

RIVALS
Superglue – closes flesh wounds, sticks things so they can’t move, and I just can’t be near a tube without gluing myself to something … or myself

HEROES
My dad, who taught me to skate, and always fight

WORST INJURY
Concussion … not that I remember

JOB
I.T. pays for my hobbies

EYE COLOR
Piercing blue

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
Nope

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Feline

EDUCATION LEVEL
BS

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
Tend to avoid politics

SECRET
I’m not as sweet or innocent as you might think

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
Adrenaline!

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Sitting still. Or lying flat on my back.

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Razor-sharp

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
No ink, few holes.

’t move, and I just can’t be near a tube without gluing myself to something … or myself

HEROES
My dad, who taught me to skate, and always fight

WORST INJURY
Concussion … not that I remember

JOB
I.T. pays for my hobbies

EYE COLOR
Piercing blue

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
Nope

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Feline

EDUCATION LEVEL
BS

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
Tend to avoid politics

SECRET
I’m not as sweet or innocent as you might think

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
Adrenaline!

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Sitting still. Or lying flat on my back.

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Razor-sharp

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
No ink, few holes.