Mirakle Whip #22

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TAGLINE
This little whip will add flavor to any slamwich

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Blocker

BAD HABITS
Spreading herself too thin

LIKES
Ham and salami with a side of pain

DISLIKES
Bologna

SPECIAL FEATURES
spread real easy

FAVORITE QUOTE
“If you dish it, I can take it”

THEME SONG
Move Bitch -Ludacris

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Perusing the deli counter for fresh meat

FAVORITE MOVIE
Delicatessen

RIVALS
your mom

HEROES
my teammates

WORST INJURY
Cracked jar

JOB
Works at the Mayo Clinic

EYE COLOR
Brown

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
nope

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Welsh Corgi, Dakota Jo

EDUCATION LEVEL
PhD in Tasty

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
nice buns

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE
out in the sun

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
saucy

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
maybe a little branding