Mirakle Whip #22
TAGLINE
This little whip will add flavor to any slamwich
POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Blocker
BAD HABITS
Spreading herself too thin
LIKES
Ham and salami with a side of pain
DISLIKES
Bologna
SPECIAL FEATURES
spread real easy
FAVORITE QUOTE
“If you dish it, I can take it”
THEME SONG
Move Bitch -Ludacris
FAVORITE PAST TIME
Perusing the deli counter for fresh meat
FAVORITE MOVIE
Delicatessen
RIVALS
your mom
HEROES
my teammates
WORST INJURY
Cracked jar
JOB
Works at the Mayo Clinic
EYE COLOR
Brown
GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
nope
GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Welsh Corgi, Dakota Jo
EDUCATION LEVEL
PhD in Tasty
CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
nice buns
MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE
out in the sun
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
saucy
TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
maybe a little branding





