TAGLINE
“SNORT… GROWL… GRUNT…SPTHHAACK!”

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Referee

BAD HABITS
Chewing..  Foaming.. & Hopping

AWARDS/STATS
Most likely to lose self control on the rink

LIKES
Didn’t we cover this?

DISLIKES
Rule breaking. Must be disciplined, and assertive, a..nd.. rrrr..Ahh, HEY! I SAID NO  ARRAHHHGGG!! SPATTTACK!!

SPECIAL FEATURES
This limited edition Rabid comes fully lined in genuine imitation rabid fur, complete with rear powered hyper boost and a number of other acute senses. SNORT.

FAVORITE QUOTE
Never let what you cannot do interfere with what you CAN do.

THEME SONG
Careful with that axe Eugene

FAVORITE MOVIE
Watership Down

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
Animal Spirits and where to find them

FAVORITE PAST TIME
When I 1st became Rabid. That was certainly a great time that has now past.

RIVALS
The Tortoise

HEROES
That Rabid in that Monty Python movie

WORST INJURY
Breaking my Rabid nose

JOB
To stop making sense

EYE COLOR
Blue or Red. Depends on the day

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
Yes I did get a few kids! About 4 or 5. Some got away though

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Rabids. Hundreds by the day.

EDUCATION LEVEL
Was a BFA at one time, and then I became Rabid

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
I have a tendency to frighten the political

SECRET
Come closer and I’ll tell you. Closer…. CLOSER PLEASE!

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
chapstick

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Solitary Confinement

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Unpredictable

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
No, no markings please. I must not be able to be identified very easily.

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