Pinky Swears #2
TAGLINE
I don’t swear on my mothers grave, I swear on yours
POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
I like them all!
BAD HABIT
Biting my nails, swearing
AWARDS/STATS
Most likely to break into song, most disgusting burps, most likely to yell at the refs, biggest brain
LIKES
Entwining pinkies, Pinky vodka with seltzer and a lime, Pink ribbons and bows
DISLIKES
People who break the sacred promise
SPECIAL FEATURES
Breakdancing on my pinky and a hypothenar eminence of steel
FAVORITE QUOTE
“This little piggy went wee! wee! wee! wee! all the way home”
FAVORITE SONG
Promises, Promises
FAVORITE MOVIE
Grease and the Pink Ladies
FAVORITE MAGAZINE
Pinky Magazine (if I could read Japanese) otherwise Bust Magazine
FAVORITE PAST TIME
Roller Skating in my skates with pink pom poms
RIVALS
I might have swore not to tell, but cross me once and your secret is out the door
HEROES
Anyone who can keep a promise
WORST INJURY
Dislocated pinky making it difficult to use my right hand to swear
JOB
It’s Top Secret
EYE COLOR
Brown
GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
Nope
GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Want a dog so I can dye her coat pink
EDUCATION LEVEL
Masters of Cursing
POLITICAL TENDENCIES
So far to the left I pinky swear with Michael Moore
SECRET
I swore I wouldn’t tell
CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
My pinkies of course
MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Caught in the middle
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Snarky
TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
Maybe
