Savior Self #911

Savior Self roller derby skater action shot

TAGLINE
Save Yourself!!!

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Phat Booty Blocker

AWARDS/STATS
Bootylicious

BAD HABITS
I make people uncomfortable and I like it!

LIKES
Loud Rap Music and Spongebob! I’m Ready!!

DISLIKES
Chicks who cry on reality shows

SPECIAL FEATURES
It’s not the Beauty it’s the BOOTY

FAVORITE QUOTE
“to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world”

THEME SONG
Shimmy Shimmy Yah’ by Old Dirty Bastard! and My Milk Shake by Kelis

FAVORITE MOVIE
Juice and Face Off

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
48 Laws of Power! By Robert Greene

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Trying To Take Over The World!

RIVALS
Ex Boyfriends and Girls who are to soft to play Roller Derby! Woman Up!

HEROES
Flice and Brown.

JOB
An Assassin!

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
Millions in the wind patiently waiting…lol

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Drunkens! they are a cross between a Dragon and a Donkey

WORST INJURY
Yours! Break Me I Dare Ya!

EDUCATION LEVEL
Graduated from the school of hard knocks

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
A very militant personality!

SECRET
I know how many zero’s there are in a trillion dollars

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
My $300 Skates! As if!

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Trapped in my own mind

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
The Incredible Hulk! When I get mad I turn Green

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
Hmmm! Maybe!