Slam’n Sway #69

Slam'n Sway roller derby skater action shot

TAGLINE
This horror skates the track like she rides her sport bike; fast and with reckless abandon. Get outta’ her way… it’s Slam’n Sway!

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Any & All

BAD HABITS
Road Rage, Swearing, hatred of people in general

AWARDS/STATS
Vag Tag Champ & Biggest Mouth

LIKES
Roller Derby (DUH), snowboarding, softball, target shooting, boating, jet skiing, pottery/ceramics, motorcycles

DISLIKES
People, incompetence, Ignorance, Liver

SPECIAL FEATURES
“The Slam and Sneer”

FAVORITE QUOTE
“Live fast, die young, leave clean underwear”

THEME SONG
Move bitch, get out the way

FAVORITE MOVIE
Anything Horror or Suspense

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
Blood and Thunder Mag

FAVORITE PAST TIME
Watching Netflix Movies

RIVALS
Whoever is on this seasons schedule

HEROES
Rxy Ramalotte

WORST INJURY
Whiplash

JOB
Crime Fighter

EYE COLOR
Hazel and Bloodshot

GOT KIDS? HOW MANY?
HELL NO!

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
2 dogs.  Pit Bull & Rottweiler

EDUCATION LEVEL
Associate degree in commercial art

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
Middle of the road – registered republican

SECRET
If I told it wouldn’t be a secret anymore now would it?

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
Freedom

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS
Waiting in Line

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD
Passionate

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS
A bunch, A few