TAGLINE
She’ll put you to sleep with a shot down your throat and then a shot to the floor! Get ready for a Whiskey Lullaby!

POSITION(S) DERBY THAT IS
Blocker, Pivot

SPECIAL FEATURES
I’m not sure if you consider excessive on-track flatulence as “special”

THEME SONG
Whiskey Lullabye, of course…

FAVORITE PAST TIME
designated driver for all after-parties

FAVORITE BOOK OR MAGAZINE
The Anarchists Cookbook, Alcoholics Anonymous

FAVORITE MOVIE
Harold and Maude, Team America: World Police, Vampire Zombie Sluts From Mars

RIVALS
Vodka, Gin and Rum

HEROES
any skater who gets back up off the floor no matter how hard the hit

WORST INJURY
nothing beyond bumps and derby bruises so far…knock knock

JOB
Getting shit from one place to another…

EYE COLOR
black and blue

GOT PETS? WHAT KIND?
Puppy Bangs

EDUCATION LEVEL
so much smarter than you are

POLITICAL TENDENCIES
not opposed to armed revolution

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