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Tenderized: Poutine Riot

Say hello to our new tender meat, #1855, Poutine Riot. You can see her play at our home bout against Jerzey Derby Brigade on November 5. Buy your tickets...

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Top 10 things NOT to say to your Roller Derby Coach

1.       When is practice over?  or It’s time for practice to end.  These statements indicate you would rather be somewhere else.  If you would rather be somewhere else, maybe...

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Last Home Bout of the 2015 Season – DracuLadies vs ApocaLips October 18th

The DracuLadies and ApocaLips take the track October 18th for the last home bout of the 2015 season. A portion of the proceeds will go to help The Center...

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DracuLadies and ApocaLips September 24th to Help Support the Children’s Home

The DracuLadies and ApocaLips are back in action on the track Thursday September 24th. A portion of the proceeds will go to help The Children’s Home of Poughkeepsie, giving...

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DracuLadies & ApocaLips Gear Up to Support The Grace Smith House

The Hudson Valley Horrors 2015 season is here! Come down to Hyde Park Roller Magic for our first home team battle of the season, the DracuLadies vs the ApocaLips. Come...

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Pinky Swears Skating in the Roller Derby World Cup!

Hudson Valley Horrors roller derby is proud to announce our very own, Pinky Swears, will be skating with Team Portugal in this year’s Roller Derby World Cup! Pinky Swears,...

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Happy Skatesgiving: Helping the Food Bank of the Hudson Valley

Tis’ the season for helping! The Hudson Valley Horrors are proud to announce that a portion of our proceeds from our November 16th, Happy Skatesgiving bout, will benefit the Food Bank...

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Pasta Fundraiser: An Italian Feast

Frightmare Pow shares with us what this spaghetti dinner means for her and the rest of the league: On October 26, 2014, the Frightmares Junior Roller Derby and the...

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Monster Mash Bout: Support Anti-Bullying & Roller Derby

We may battle it out on the track, but we never bully each other! Come watch the DracuLadies take on the ApocaLips in Monster Mash and help in the...

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Horror of the Month Referee Scud Wissle

We honor this Horror with a poem… He calms us down,When we’re going for blood.Our ref supreme has an eye for truth,If we bust someone’s jaw or knock out...

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Recap Artist Soap Box Derby 2014

We told you about the Kingston Artist Soap Box Derby and if you didn’t come out to see it you sure missed a great time (check out the Freeman article)!!...

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Back to Ghoul: The zomBsquad vs Jerzey Derby Brigade

The Hudson Valley zomBsquad is going Back to Ghoul to battle it out against the Jerzey Derby Brigade. You will not want to miss this boo-rific showdown. A portion...

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Horrors Ready for Gravity Control at Kingston Artist Soapbox Derby

The Artist Soapbox Derby is Back! The Hudson Valley Horrors are proud to announce we will be participating in the 2014 Kingston Artist Soapbox Derby this weekend by doing gravity...

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