A Hudson River showdown is coming to Albany’s Washington Avenue Armory Saturday night, May 21, as the Albany All-Stars Roller Derby hosts us in a double-header clash for Hudson derby supremacy.

What do ice cream and zomB’s have in common? Both of them are guaranteed to make you scream!

You’ve just been served!

The Hudson Valley Horrors Roller Derby League invites you to their 2011 season opener, “A Jam for Justice” against the Lehigh Valley Rollergirls!

The Horrors will be dishing out swift and severe justice against those who get in the path of their jammer. Objections and plea bargains won’t save Lehigh Valley. The blockers will slam hard to sentence them to their doomed fates. Those who can’t play well with others will be taken from general population and placed into solitary confinement!

$20 will get you access to the judges chambers. $10 in advance and $15 at the door will give you the honor of being subjects of the court.

Event Details

“A Jam for Justice” HVHRD vs. Lehigh Valley

Date: April 16, 2011

Time: Doors open at 6, Bout begins at 7

Tickets:  http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/131197 or ask a Horror!  Please answer this summons in a timely manner or suffer heavy fines of being sold out of this event.