Happy Diecinueve de Mayo! What’s that? Why it’s BOUT DAY! The Hudson Valley Horrors and The ZomBsquad are coming out for the Derby Day of the Dead  on May 19^th.  Come out and get your Twofer on when the Horrors and the ZomBs take on Roc City in the first Double Header of the Season. Yes, that is correct… the FIRST which means more to come. Twice the Derby action for the same low price.

As usual Doors open at 6 PM and beatings commence at 7PM. We will have Merch, Raffles and ROLLER GIRLS GALORE! Don’t forget Roller Magic’s Concession Stand will be open for snacks as usual.
VIP Tickets $20 (while supplies last) Suicide Seats are $10 in advance $15 at the Door.

Tickets can be purchased online through Brown Paper Tickets or can be purchased from any of the Horrors.

Roller Derby May 19th Bout Details

Event:  Double Header Bout. Diecinueve de Mayo
Date: May 19^th  2012  
Time: Doors open at 6:00 PM Beatings Start at 7:00 PM
Place: Hyde Park Roller Magic 4178 Albany Post Road Hyde Park NY 12538
Press Contact: Carcinojen@zoho.com

Hip Hop & A Toe Stop Roller Derby Bout Details

What:  The Hudson Valley Horrors take on Suburbia Roller Derby & The Hellions of Troy mixed team
When: April 15th, 2012
Time: doors at 6pm, beating begins at 7pm
Where: Hyde Park Roller Magic
Tickets: Brown Paper Tickets

Last chance to see the Horrors! Going up against the Garden State Rollergirls on Saturday, November 12th at the Inline Skating Club of America!You know you love a NY, NJ battle on the track so hit the road and come support your team.

Tickets can be purchased online for $10 at www.brownpapertickets.com. Bring a canned good to the bout and get $2 off the price of admission! Doors open at 7:30, first whistle is at 8:30.

Let’s do the Time Warp again!!!
The Hudson Valley Horror Roller Derby League is proud to present “The Rocky Horror Showdown! HVHRD will be hosting Connecticut’s Stepford Sabotage in their final home bout for the 2011 season! Come do the Time Warp with Horrors and zomB’s dressed as your favorite Rocky Horror Picture Show Transylvanian!
You don’t want to miss this hard-hitting derby action. $10 general admission tickets, $15 at the foor and $20 VIP tickets. For tickets go to Brown Paper Tickets or see your favorite roller girl!
Photographers receive a discounted admission with a signed photo

Roller Derby Bout Details

Date: October 22, 2011
Time: Doors-6PM, Whistle-7PM
Place: RollerMagic, 4178 Albany Post Road, Hyde Park, NY 12538

Brrraaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss!

Grab your “flippy floppies” and get on board!  We don’t have T-Pain but we’ll definitely be bringing the pain!

The Hudson Valley Horrors invites you to come yachting in style, as they take on the Long Island Roller Rebels in “I’m on a Boat!”

Bring the family and your friends because you won’t want to be standing on the shoreline wishing you were on a boat with us!

So grab some tickets from your favorite roller girl or from Brown Paper Tickets.

Starboard seating will cost you $20. Seating in the bough will be $10 in advance and $15 at the door.

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Roller Derby is International! From London Dubai, from Rio to Sydney; women are lacing up their quads and getting “derby with it!”
HVHRD is proud to be hosting the Tri-City Rollergirls from Ontario, Canada
in “Skatin’ USA.” We’ll be showing our Derby Hospitality, USA-style!  Expedited passports will get you across the border for $20. Regular service
will cost $10 in advance and $15 day of.
Those who do not adhere to the Customs rules and regulations will be
placed on the “Do Not Fly” list!
Come out and support your local Roller Derby League!  For tickets please visit  Brown Paper Tickets or ask a Horror!

Roller Derby Bout Details

Event: “Skatin’ U.S.A” Horrors vs. Tri-City Rollergirls
Date: June 18, 2011
Time: Doors open at 6, Bout begins at 7

What do ice cream and zomB’s have in common? Both of them are guaranteed to make you scream!

You’ve just been served!

The Hudson Valley Horrors Roller Derby League invites you to their 2011 season opener, “A Jam for Justice” against the Lehigh Valley Rollergirls!

The Horrors will be dishing out swift and severe justice against those who get in the path of their jammer. Objections and plea bargains won’t save Lehigh Valley. The blockers will slam hard to sentence them to their doomed fates. Those who can’t play well with others will be taken from general population and placed into solitary confinement!

$20 will get you access to the judges chambers. $10 in advance and $15 at the door will give you the honor of being subjects of the court.

Event Details

“A Jam for Justice” HVHRD vs. Lehigh Valley

Date: April 16, 2011

Time: Doors open at 6, Bout begins at 7

Tickets:  http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/131197 or ask a Horror!  Please answer this summons in a timely manner or suffer heavy fines of being sold out of this event.

They will be grossly outnumbered…

Surrounded by zomB’s and Horrors, the Hellrazors will bring some fire and brimstone to attempt to eradicate the infestation of the Hudson Valley’s undead.

The virus is spreading and the sickness is moving and seeping into well populated areas of the region.  The Hellrazors only chances of survival are to hip check and whip their way through the infected pack to avoid the virus.  The zomB’s and Horrors seek to infect the living by creeping their way through the Hellrazors defenses.  It’s going to be a fright night of dead reckonings.

Those who want to be down with the sickness should find an infected Horror or zomB and make their way to Hyde Park Roller Magic, October 23 at 6pm and watch the virus spread!  Join us in your best zomB costume or a horrified Horror costume and engage in the impending Derby of the Dead.  Let’s raise some Hell, Derby style!

Bitten, but unchanged: $10 in advanced, $15 at the door

Fully horrifically zomB-fied VIP’s:$20

To purchase advanced tickets online, please visit Brown Paper Tickets.

Photographers will receive a “rogue undead/hellrazor killer” discounted rate of $7 with a signed photo release.

Remember “Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul”

The Don is requesting your presence at the Horrors vs. Garden State’s Ironbound Maidens bout taking place September 19^th.  So get ready to fist pump and poof your bangs for this bout against the Garden State Rollergirls.  Fugettabout the “Jersey Shore” and their staged antics and come watch some girl-on-girl, hard hitting, Roller Derby action.  Why spend Sunday evening at home watching football when you can see live, full-contact action?

We are making you an offer that you can’t refuse! Those wishing to be under the protection of the Horrors must pay a price; $10 (in advance, which can be bought from any one of your favorite Horrors), $15 (at the door) for suicide (general admission) seats and $20 VIP seats with goody bag!

Doors open at 6pm, beating starts at 7pm.

Photographers will receive discounted rate of $7 with a signed photo
release.

To purchase advanced tickets online, please visit http://www.brownpapertickets.com, or ask any one of your favorite Horrors!

Click here to view The Hudson Valley Horror’s full 2010 season schedule.