Tryouts July 17th

You know you wanna do it!  So come down to Hyde Park Roller Magic at 7:30pm and learn how to be a horror.  No experience necessary - we will train you to be hard core.  Skate rental available and we will provide you will protective gear.  You must be 18+.  Contact puffybangs@hotmail.com for more information.  Join an awesome group of women on the edge.

Mission Statement...

The Hudson Valley Horrors is the world's first non-urban, flat-track women's roller derby league and is part of the grass-roots derby revival. We are owned by the skaters and for the skaters. We think derby is the best thing next to B-horror movies, fangs and rock 'n roll. We won't stop until we are on ESPN and kids are playing with roller derby action figures. It's heart-pounding, blood-curdling action...so watch out, we just might come getcha. Oh, the Horror!

WANNA DERBY??

We are looking for ladies from the Hudson Valley, 18 or older,  who are ready to rock some quad skates and do derby right...eat, sleep and breathe it!  We are psyched about full-contact, all-female, flat-track roller derby. We practice hard. We need your time. We need your total dedication - we will settle for nothing less, nuh-uh, no way! No experience necessary...we'll get you in shape and skating like you came outta your mama with wheels on!


WANNA BE PART OF THE ACTION??

We are also looking for referees, announcers, medical staff and jeerleaders.  The bone-crushing, heart-stopping action can't happen without you! Help us promote roller derby in the Hudson Valley - we have fliers for you to post around town, just ask.