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Announcer Tryouts for Hudson Valley Horrors Roller Derby

The Hudson Valley Horrors WANT YOU to announce for us. We are holding try-outs for Roller Derby Bout announcers. If you are fun, energetic and quick to pick up...

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Skater of the Month: Whiskey Lullabye

What is your day job? I am the Logistics Director for an online retailer – basically, I get stuff from one place to another – like on the track...

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American Heart Association “Heart Skate”

The Hudson Valley Horrors are proud to support Surviving Sisters’ Boutique fundraiser event for the American Heart Association.  Come out to Hyde Park Roller Magic and help us help...

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Skater of the Month: Honey Punches ‘nd Gloats

Q:How did you come up with your derby name? Any chances you like the cereal? A: Kaptain Punch actually helped me come up with my derby name (funnily enough)…but...

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Roller Derby 2012 Season Opener at the Brown Derby

The Hudson Valley Horrors cordially invite you to come out and help us celebrate the start of the 2012 season. Join us at the Brown Derby in Poughkeepsie for...

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Bring a Fool to Brunch With the Horrors on Skates

Join the Hudson Valley Horrors as we serve up brunch on roller skates… Menu Includes 1 Bloody Mary or Mimosa Coffee/tea/juice Waffle with sauteed apples, cinnamon, ice cream, caramel...

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Roller Derby Chant Contest

We Need A Chant! The last 15 minutes before the first whistles are always the most anxiety-filled. This is when everyone gets the pre-bout jitters! Are my numbers legible...

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Horrors Take the GLSEN Sports Project Pledge

Changing the Game: The GLSEN Sports Project The Hudson Valley Horrors are proud to announce that we are the first women’s flat track roller derby league to be on...

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Skater of the Month: R. Sovertits

Q: How did you think of your derby name? A: After the first month of freshmeat I started thinking. 3 months later I still had no ideas neither did...

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Take the 2012 WFTDA Survey

Help WFTDA Improve Your Roller Derby Experience! The WFTDA is conducting their third annual demographic survey of skaters and fans. The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association is conducting two...

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Frightmares Junior League Starts February 7th

Join the Roller Derby Junior League We welcome girls of all shapes and sizes to come out and join in the grass-roots derby revival that has become a global...

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My Bloody Valentine 2012 Skate Party

Celebrate Valentine’s Day Derby style with the Hudson Valley Horrors. Back by popular demand is the My Bloody Valentine Fundraiser featuring your favorite roller girls. This year we have...

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HVH Announces the 2012 Roller Derby Season Schedule

The Hudson Valley Horrors are thrilled to announce our 2012 Season Schedule. 2012 is shaping up to be a hard hitting season with several double headers both home and...

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