Happy Diecinueve de Mayo! What’s that? Why it’s BOUT DAY! The Hudson Valley Horrors and The ZomBsquad are coming out for the Derby Day of the Dead  on May 19^th.  Come out and get your Twofer on when the Horrors and the ZomBs take on Roc City in the first Double Header of the Season. Yes, that is correct… the FIRST which means more to come. Twice the Derby action for the same low price.

As usual Doors open at 6 PM and beatings commence at 7PM. We will have Merch, Raffles and ROLLER GIRLS GALORE! Don’t forget Roller Magic’s Concession Stand will be open for snacks as usual.
VIP Tickets $20 (while supplies last) Suicide Seats are $10 in advance $15 at the Door.

Tickets can be purchased online through Brown Paper Tickets or can be purchased from any of the Horrors.

Roller Derby May 19th Bout Details

Event:  Double Header Bout. Diecinueve de Mayo
Date: May 19^th  2012  
Time: Doors open at 6:00 PM Beatings Start at 7:00 PM
Place: Hyde Park Roller Magic 4178 Albany Post Road Hyde Park NY 12538
Press Contact: Carcinojen@zoho.com

The Hudson Valley Horrors are proud to support Surviving Sisters’ Boutique fundraiser event for the American Heart Association.  Come out to Hyde Park Roller Magic and help us help the cause.  Lace up some skates and rock the rink.  Meet some Roller Derby Girls! Buffalo Bob Corsino of Fox Oldies 98.9 is making a special appearance too! All proceeds from admission with go to the AHA… It will be a heart pumping good time!

American Heart Association Heart Skate Details

When: Saturday, April 21st, 2012
Where: Hyde Park Roller Magic
Time: 5-7pm
Cost: $6 goes to the AHA
Skate Rental: $2 for Inlines or $4 for Quads
Raffles: 50/50 , Roller Derby merch basket, Heart Healthy basket

Hip Hop & A Toe Stop Roller Derby Bout Details

What:  The Hudson Valley Horrors take on Suburbia Roller Derby & The Hellions of Troy mixed team
When: April 15th, 2012
Time: doors at 6pm, beating begins at 7pm
Where: Hyde Park Roller Magic
Tickets: Brown Paper Tickets

The Hudson Valley Horrors cordially invite you to come out and help us celebrate the start of the 2012 season. Join us at the Brown Derby in Poughkeepsie for drinks, music and a rockin’ and rollin’ good time. Try our special shots for only $2, served up by one of your favorite roller derby girls and catch some live music. Measured in Grey will be playing with additional acts to be announced soon! Of course season passes and Horrors merch will be available so you can get geared and ready for 2012!

We are super excited for our 2012 season with double header Horror and zomBsquad bouts!

Season Opener Party Details

Where: The Brown Derby in Poughkeepsie
When: Saturday, April 7th, 2012
Time: 8pm-12am
Cost: $5 to support your local roller derby league

Join the Hudson Valley Horrors as we serve up brunch on roller skates…

Menu Includes

1 Bloody Mary or Mimosa

Coffee/tea/juice

Waffle with sauteed apples, cinnamon, ice cream, caramel & fresh whip cream

Fresh bratwurst with oven roasted home fries

Eggs bavarian with black forrest ham,
rosti (thin potato pancakes) and mornay sauce

Western quiche, home made and filled with roasted red potatoes, pepper jack cheese, bell peppers and onions. Served with mesclun salad

Vegetarian strudel with mesclun salad.

Bring a Fool to Brunch Details

When: Sunday, April 1st, 2012
Where: Gunk House 387 South Street  Highland, NY 12528
Time: 12 – 2pm
Cost: $20

Celebrate Valentine’s Day Derby style with the Hudson Valley Horrors. Back by popular demand is the My Bloody Valentine Fundraiser featuring your favorite roller girls. This year we have loads of new stuff to help you get your party on. Open Skate with the Horrors, Photo Booth, Race a Horror, Baked treats Raffles and more! See details below.

Don’t miss out, we promise you won’t get too Bloody.

Roller Skating Event Details

Who: The Hudson Valley Horrors
What: My Bloody Valentine Fundraiser
When: Friday, February 17, 2012 10:45pm – 12:45am
Where: Roller Magic 4178 Albany Post Road Hyde Park NY 12538
Cost: Open Skate, $6.00/person $2 Skate or $4 Blade rentals

The Hudson Valley Horrors are thrilled to announce our 2012 Season Schedule. 2012 is shaping up to be a hard hitting season with several double headers both home and away! What? Double headers? Yes, you heard it here first. We are packin’ in action with 2 bouts for the price of 1. Watch the Horrors and the zomBsquad all in the same day.

This will be an exciting season for the Horrors so come check us out and support your local Roller Derby!

2012 Roller Derby Bouts

• March 17th – Green Mountain (away) – A/B Double header
• March 18th – New Hampshire (away) A-team
• April 15th – Jersey Shore (home) – A-team
• May 19th – Roc City (home) – Double Header A/B
• June 30th- Long Island (home) – Double Header A/B
• September 9th – Suburbia (home) – Double Header B/Tenders
• September 22nd – Skyland (away) – B-team
• October 14th – Ithaca (home) – A/B Double header

Tickets can be purchased online through Brown Paper Tickets or can be purchased from any of the Horrors.

Do you have what it takes?
Tryout to be part of the world’s fastest growing sport: Roller Derby! The Hudson Valley Horrors are now recruiting for the 2012 season and we want YOU!

If you’re looking to challenge yourself and to be part of a team, roller derby will bring out the athlete in you! The Horrors are members of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) which “promotes and fosters the sport of women’s flat track derby by facilitating the development of athletic ability and sportswoman-ship.” Athleticism and competitiveness is encouraged.

Trying to fulfill a New Year’s resolution to shed some unwanted pounds?  Roller Derby can help you with that! So grab a friend and come try out!  We are also looking for Referees and non-skating individuals to volunteer (male and female).
Although no experience is necessary, it is very helpful. You must be 18 or older to tryout.

Visit The Hudson Valley Horrors Facebook Page

Hudson Valley Horrors Roller Derby Tryouts Details

Event: 2012 Hudson Valley Horror Tryouts
Date: January 16th and 19th
Time: 7:30pm
Place: Roller Magic, 4178 Albany Post Road, Hyde Park, NY 12538
Tryouts Contact: Honey Punches ‘nd Gloats at join@horrorsrollerderby.com
Press Contact: Email Carcinojen at promotions@horrorsrollerderby.com

Last chance to see the Horrors! Going up against the Garden State Rollergirls on Saturday, November 12th at the Inline Skating Club of America!You know you love a NY, NJ battle on the track so hit the road and come support your team.

Tickets can be purchased online for $10 at www.brownpapertickets.com. Bring a canned good to the bout and get $2 off the price of admission! Doors open at 7:30, first whistle is at 8:30.

The Hudson Valley zomBsquad takes on the Hellions of Troy Roller Derby League on Saturday, November 5, 2011 at Rollarama Skating Center, 2710 Hamburg St in Schenectady, NY at 7pm.

Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door, and $3 for kids under 12. Tickets are available through www.brownpapertickets.com. Fans can also bring their own chairs and sit on the side lines, known for the best views in the house. Beware the crash zone, however – you might end up with a derby girl in your lap. Following the bout, spectators are invited to join the teams at the after party for food and drinks.

Let’s do the Time Warp again!!!
The Hudson Valley Horror Roller Derby League is proud to present “The Rocky Horror Showdown! HVHRD will be hosting Connecticut’s Stepford Sabotage in their final home bout for the 2011 season! Come do the Time Warp with Horrors and zomB’s dressed as your favorite Rocky Horror Picture Show Transylvanian!
You don’t want to miss this hard-hitting derby action. $10 general admission tickets, $15 at the foor and $20 VIP tickets. For tickets go to Brown Paper Tickets or see your favorite roller girl!
Photographers receive a discounted admission with a signed photo

Roller Derby Bout Details

Date: October 22, 2011
Time: Doors-6PM, Whistle-7PM
Place: RollerMagic, 4178 Albany Post Road, Hyde Park, NY 12538

Brrraaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss!