A Hudson River showdown is coming to Albany’s Washington Avenue Armory Saturday night, May 21, as the Albany All-Stars Roller Derby hosts us in a double-header clash for Hudson derby supremacy.

You’ve just been served!

The Hudson Valley Horrors Roller Derby League invites you to their 2011 season opener, “A Jam for Justice” against the Lehigh Valley Rollergirls!

The Horrors will be dishing out swift and severe justice against those who get in the path of their jammer. Objections and plea bargains won’t save Lehigh Valley. The blockers will slam hard to sentence them to their doomed fates. Those who can’t play well with others will be taken from general population and placed into solitary confinement!

$20 will get you access to the judges chambers. $10 in advance and $15 at the door will give you the honor of being subjects of the court.

Event Details

“A Jam for Justice” HVHRD vs. Lehigh Valley

Date: April 16, 2011

Time: Doors open at 6, Bout begins at 7

Tickets:  http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/131197 or ask a Horror!  Please answer this summons in a timely manner or suffer heavy fines of being sold out of this event.

Come help the Horrors start the season off right!

The Hudson Valley Horrors invites derby fans, teams and other local organizations to help start off the 2011 season and celebrate our WFTDA apprenticeship graduation!

With a challenging season ahead, help the girls unwind and take their minds off of the bumps and bruises that lay ahead.  We will be having a derby good time with drink specials, live music and prizes…. Not to mention Roller Derby girls!

This party wouldn’t be a party without YOU there! So come out and support Roller Derby at the Brown Derby!

Event Details

Date: April 2, 2011

Time: 9PM to 12AM

Location: The Brown Derby, 96 Main Street, Poughkeepsie, NY

Cover: $5

18 to party, 21 to drink. ID will be required.

The Horrors are inviting you all out for an evening with the most Horrifying girls in the county!  Drink Specials and Costume contests.  Also vote on your favorite Horror/Zombie shot!  Come on out and hang with some of your favorite ghouls.  It’s sure to be a horribly good time!

When: October 30th

Where:  Karen’s Bar & Grill, 702 Freedom Plains Road in Poughkeepsie

Time:  8pm until 12am

Cover: $5, must be 18 to enter, 21 to drink

Other: Costume Contest and Horror vs. Zombie shot contest

Band: The River Rats

For more information, email raynofterror@horrorsrollerderby.com.